I took my cat on his first walk yesterday
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song
with great power comes a great electricity bill
Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework?
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
Breaking news: White fuckboys on twitter bitching how funny it is that Beyoncé is a feminist when she and her dancers were provocative and half naked. Despite feminism being about empowerment and a woman’s right to do whatever the hell she pleases with it, they just don’t seem to be able to grasp this concept.
In other news, men still don’t know what feminism is, still bitter that they aren’t Beyoncé and still making themselves look like asses on the internet.
And now the weather.
WH?AT IS THIR FROM OH MY GOD!!
WHAT IS THIS FROM!!
me: joins tumblr for fun
me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
~ George R.R. Martin